A thief attempted to steal painting from the Louvre in paris, but was caught 2 blocks away when his van ran out of gas. All the thief could say for himself was, "I had no MONET to buy DEGAS to make the VAN GOGH. But I tried for it anyway because I had nothing TOULOUSE!"


Ancient humans, venturing across the ice bridge to North America, got lost quite often. They found it very hard to keep their Bering Strait.


Mahatma Gandhi walked barefoot most of his life, ate very tille food, and suffered from bad breath, which made him a super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

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A thief attempted to steal painting from the Louvre in paris, but was caught 2 blocks away when his van ran out of gas. All the thief could say for himself was, "I had no MONET to buy DEGAS to ma (more)


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