In case of possible tornadoes sweeping through the greater Kansas City area,  we ask that all residents in the path take shelter at Arrowhead Stadium. 

We are certain that a touchdown will not occur there.

Thank you for your cooperation,
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136 hits 2.4 (136 votes) Share Favorite | Flag 13 years ago by KikiPeepers

New Tornado Policy for Kansas City

In case of possible tornadoes sweeping through the greater Kansas City area, we ask that all residents in the path take shelter at Arrowhead Stadium.

We are certain that a touchdown will
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