Three mice are sitting at a bar late at night trying to impress each other about how tough they are.

The first mouse pounds down his beer, slams the glass onto the bar, turns to the second mouse and says, "When I see a mousetrap, I lie on my back and set it off with my foot. When the bar comes down, I catch it in my teeth, bench press it twenty times to work up an appetite, and then make off with the cheese."

The second mouse orders up a shot of tequila, slams the glass into the bar, turns to the first mouse, and replies: "Yeah, well when I see rat poison, I collect as much as I can, take it home, grind it up to a powder, and add it to my coffee each morning so I can get a good buzz going for the rest of the day."

The first mouse and the second mouse then turn to the third mouse.

The third mouse lets out a long sigh and says to the first two, "I don't have time for this bullshit. I gotta go home and f-ck the cat."  Joke Who's Online | Find Members | Private Messages
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Three Mice

Three mice are sitting at a bar late at night trying to impress each other about how tough they are.

The first mouse pounds down his beer, slams the glass onto the bar, turns to the second mouse an (more)


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