Fast forward to the year 2020, and the Cardinals are out of it, and they have to trade one of their veterans to a contender. In this case, it happens to be the Chicago Cubs. Jon Jay has put in more than a decade with the Cards, but it's time that they move on with younger players. The move is announced just before the July 31st game.
 
In other news, Mike Schmidt has written a book about how he was the last great slugger who didn't use performance enhancing drugs, and he's doing a national book tour. As he goes through Chicago, they ask him to sing the traditional "Take me out to the ballgame" to the crowd during the 7th inning stretch. 

Because of his advanced age, he forgets the words to the song and just hums it to the end. The fans are gracious enough though despite the flub.

The next day in the August 1st Tribune sports section, the headline reads:

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Fast forward to the year 2020, and the Cardinals are out of it, and they have to trade one of their veterans to a contender. In this case, it happens to be the Chicago Cubs. Jon Jay has put in more th (more)


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