I`ve spent about 3 days straight working on a stupid art portfolio for this paid internship I want to attend. I just got finished scanning paintings and collages, but since... Who's Online | Find Members | Private Messages
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1 month ago - Sunday 6/6/21 - 2:06:39 AM EST (GMT-5)
I've spent about 3 days straight working on a stupid art portfolio for this paid internship I want to attend. I just got finished scanning paintings and collages, but since my printer is old, its taken longer than it should have. That, and finding an easy way to breakdown my small animations from the Patrick Mahomes animation I did a bit ago. I resorted to gifs on a google drive document...sounds tacky? Been taking drivers ed. I hate driving so much! 75 down a highway! What! Mom almost killed us in a car accident yesterday, but was dissociating real bad so I bet I wouldn't have felt it. Made me drive home afterwards. Skipped out on my lesson today to work on the art thing. Have a garden to attend to. Devoting tomorrow to finishing my weird "god" animation. Deciding whether to take a break on Monday and Tuesday, I don't think I have the time, unless I could finish everything tomorrow?
1 month ago - Sunday 6/6/21 - 2:14:03 AM EST (GMT-5)
Also keep having this stupid fantasy that Tom Brady works at Home Depot and while I'm picking out a watering can for my garden, he asks me if I need any help. I say no at first and he says the whole "cool let me know if you need anything" spiel and I'm like "yeah ok" but then I see the perfect watering can but its too high for me to reach so I have to find him in the Home Depot and he's like sorting wood or whatever the shi*t u do at Home Depot and I'm like "Hey! Sorry to bother u but I need ur help getting something from the shelf lol!" and he's like "Yeah no problem!!" and we walk back to the watering cans and he gets it for me and he's like "This one?" And I'm like "The one besides it :))" and he grabs it and hands it to me and is like "There u go" and he like chuckles cause he thinks I'm pathetic and then I say "Thank u very much!" and then run out the garden area without paying
1 month ago - Sunday 6/6/21 - 2:18:52 AM EST (GMT-5)
An alternate one is that my sink drating breaks or whatever and I go into home depot with a list and I have literally no idea what the drat i'm doing cause this is a world without any internet or whatever and I'm like "Damn lol what do i do lol i'm so helpless lol" and he's like "hey welcome to home depot what can I help you with today :)" and I'm like "Hey uh my sink broke and I have a list of poo to do but honestly what am I doing here" and then he basically shops with me and helps me pick out the best bolts n screws for my sink and he's nice and he asks me about what I do and we make awkward but ok small talk and basically it all circles back to tom brady being my dad and also? This is lowkey the first time I've heard his voice today? I thought he'd be more country but hes a cali native I guess so um
1 month ago - Sunday 6/6/21 - 2:19:29 AM EST (GMT-5)
also how come I barely found out that Patrick mahomes was robbed once and why is that hilarious
1 month ago - Sunday 6/6/21 - 10:28:54 PM EST (GMT-5)
I think I’ve been robbed in a nice way a few times.

People have asked me if I could help them out. Getting a bus ticket or something.

I just didn’t really care.
1 month ago - Sunday 6/6/21 - 10:38:00 PM EST (GMT-5)
Then there was the time I gave someone about two hundred dollars riding around in a Puerto Rican cab all night because they promised me that they would find me weed.

That was interesting and I’m sure not at all damaging to to my psyche.
1 month ago - Monday 6/7/21 - 11:35:04 AM EST (GMT-5)
Portfolios and cover letters are literally HELL. Especially because like everyone knows why you want it. Like writing a cover letter is so fcking embarrassing , you're just professionally begging with curt words and pleasantries
1 month ago - Monday 6/7/21 - 11:39:21 AM EST (GMT-5)
I keep reliving the "me and Aaron Gordon are on a reality TV show together and eat lots of fruit" fantasy. The piecing together what a persons fish tank would look like is also taking up a lot of my time
1 month ago - Monday 6/7/21 - 12:48:18 PM EST (GMT-5)
On Sunday 6/6/21 - 10:38:00 PM amaqdrinker wrote:
Then there was the time I gave someone about two hundred dollars riding around in a Puerto Rican cab all night because they promised me that they would find me weed. That was interesting and I’m sure not at all damaging to to my psyche.


Well...did u get the weed?
1 month ago - Monday 6/7/21 - 12:48:58 PM EST (GMT-5)
On Monday 6/7/21 - 11:35:04 AM 1-800vertigo wrote:
Portfolios and cover letters are literally HELL. Especially because like everyone knows why you want it. Like writing a cover letter is so fcking embarrassing , you're just professionally begging with curt words and pleasantries


Right it's so pathetic I hate doing anything
1 month ago - Monday 6/7/21 - 12:49:26 PM EST (GMT-5)
On Monday 6/7/21 - 11:39:21 AM 1-800vertigo wrote:
I keep reliving the "me and Aaron Gordon are on a reality TV show together and eat lots of fruit" fantasy. The piecing together what a persons fish tank would look like is also taking up a lot of my time


Why are we like this
1 month ago - Monday 6/7/21 - 1:29:56 PM EST (GMT-5)
On Sunday 6/6/21 - 10:38:00 PM amaqdrinker wrote:
Then there was the time I gave someone about two hundred dollars riding around in a Puerto Rican cab all night because they promised me that they would find me weed. That was interesting and I’m sure not at all damaging to to my psyche.
On Monday 6/7/21 - 12:48:18 PM HunnyDew wrote:
Well...did u get the weed?


He actually ended up with a pair of my socks and I ended up with nothing.
1 month ago - Monday 6/7/21 - 2:03:37 PM EST (GMT-5)
Damn :( lost $200 and a pair of socks smh
1 month ago - Tuesday 6/8/21 - 12:45:39 AM EST (GMT-5)
On Sunday 6/6/21 - 10:28:54 PM amaqdrinker wrote:
I think I’ve been robbed in a nice way a few times. People have asked me if I could help them out. Getting a bus ticket or something. I just didn’t really care.


This sounds like a swindle
1 month ago - Tuesday 6/8/21 - 12:47:27 AM EST (GMT-5)
On Monday 6/7/21 - 12:48:58 PM HunnyDew wrote:
Right it's so pathetic I hate doing anything

PATHETIC PATHETIC PATHETIC it is
1 month ago - Tuesday 6/8/21 - 12:51:55 AM EST (GMT-5)
On Monday 6/7/21 - 12:49:26 PM HunnyDew wrote:
Why are we like this


I don't know but I am on the verge , I am on the verge of writing something terrible like disgusting, like your gonna spit on me
1 month ago - Tuesday 6/8/21 - 12:54:07 AM EST (GMT-5)
On Sunday 6/6/21 - 10:28:54 PM amaqdrinker wrote:
I think I’ve been robbed in a nice way a few times. People have asked me if I could help them out. Getting a bus ticket or something. I just didn’t really care.
On Tuesday 6/8/21 - 12:45:39 AM 1-800vertigo wrote:
This sounds like a swindle


I think it was nearly a bamboozle.
1 month ago - Tuesday 6/8/21 - 1:01:54 AM EST (GMT-5)
On Monday 6/7/21 - 12:48:58 PM HunnyDew wrote:
Right it's so pathetic I hate doing anything
On Tuesday 6/8/21 - 12:47:27 AM 1-800vertigo wrote:
PATHETIC PATHETIC PATHETIC it is

NOT YOU DOING IT BUT LIKE THE ACT OF IT FEEL SO MUCH SO YA KNOW????
1 month ago - Tuesday 6/8/21 - 1:02:14 AM EST (GMT-5)
On Sunday 6/6/21 - 10:28:54 PM amaqdrinker wrote:
I think I’ve been robbed in a nice way a few times. People have asked me if I could help them out. Getting a bus ticket or something. I just didn’t really care.
On Tuesday 6/8/21 - 12:45:39 AM 1-800vertigo wrote:
This sounds like a swindle
On Tuesday 6/8/21 - 12:54:07 AM amaqdrinker wrote:
I think it was nearly a bamboozle.


Oh my god, and youre still here to tell the tale
1 month ago - Tuesday 6/8/21 - 5:50:26 AM EST (GMT-5)
On Sunday 6/6/21 - 10:28:54 PM amaqdrinker wrote:
I think I’ve been robbed in a nice way a few times. People have asked me if I could help them out. Getting a bus ticket or something. I just didn’t really care.
On Tuesday 6/8/21 - 12:45:39 AM 1-800vertigo wrote:
This sounds like a swindle
On Tuesday 6/8/21 - 12:54:07 AM amaqdrinker wrote:
I think it was nearly a bamboozle.
On Tuesday 6/8/21 - 1:02:14 AM 1-800vertigo wrote:
Oh my god, and youre still here to tell the tale


I really wanna ask more questions about this story but I feel like I shouldn't
1 month ago - Tuesday 6/8/21 - 9:51:22 PM EST (GMT-5)
He introduced me to a lady of the night who rode around in the cab with us.

It was multiple levels of shady.
1 month ago - Wednesday 6/9/21 - 2:41:20 AM EST (GMT-5)
Just say that you met Joe Biden
1 month ago - Wednesday 6/9/21 - 11:32:39 AM EST (GMT-5)
I met him while I was walking to RadioShack. He asked me while I was walking down the street to be a lookout for him while he smoked crack.

On the way back from RadioShack he was on the same corner and asked me to be the lookout for him again. And out of curiosity I asked if he could find me weed.

The person he found gave me a rolled up piece of brown paper bag with nothing in it. I didn’t realize that until I had walked back to my apartment.

So I walked back to the corner where he was hanging out and the Puerto Rican cab swindle started.

I saw him a month or so later outside of a gas station.

I think I gave him a hug.

I was all sorts of messed up at that point in my life.
1 month ago - Thursday 6/10/21 - 1:40:46 AM EST (GMT-5)
The entire dope industry is based on stoners not being together enough to grow their own weed.



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