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Who Will You Vote For in the 2008 Sammy t3h Snake Land Election?
This quiz will help you figure out which party/candidate to vote for in 2008. Star indicates actual George W. Bush quote.

1. What is your stance on the Iraq War?
Pwn both militaries with 1337 1337 1az0r beans at a tea party.
I support it.
The president sucks... he`s a war pig f*ck.
OH, THINK OF THE CHILDREN!
Bring them home, but with some caution.
End that shit, man.
What?
We`re kickin` ass.*
 
2. What about abortion?
All babies who are n00bs should be pwned.
The birth of a child plays a vital role in whether or not that child chooses to live.
I support it.
Think of the CHILDREN!
Whatever suits the person, they can do that.
Abortion is good. Without it, we`d have problems.
Only the ROYALTY may have abortions.
More OBGYNs should be able to share their love with women across the nation.*
 
3. Should people be allowed to own guns?
Own a gun.
To not have a gun is a very wasteful thing indeed. Oh how very true that is.
What would the CHILDREN think?
If guns are illegal, only outlaws will have guns. I say they have to go through a test to have a gun
Yes, but those with a criminal history, no. Plus no guns in public, except for in permitted areas.
We don`t USE guns here.
Only the militury should have guns. A-BAM-BAM! Heheheh...
 
4. Should gay marriage be legalized?
Who cares?
Let me just say... that they don`t call them George W. "BUSH" and "DICK" Cheney for no reason...
Yes.
Think of the CHILDREN!
Yes.
Fuck no, if Randy Moss and Tom Brady got married it`d be pretty funny though.
No. It`s bad.
I believe that homuhsexulars are a bigger threat to our nation than the Iran... I mean the Iraq...
 
5. If you could, how would you alter the minimum drinking age?
A whiskey bottle for every baby!
Keep it the same.
What would the CHILDREN think?
Maybe lower it to 18 or 19.
Lower it, but laws regarding DUIs would be highly enforced
Only the ROYALTY may drink.
Raise it ta 50! WHOO! PARTY!
 
6. What would you make the legal status of hard and soft drugs?
Legalize the smoking of 1337ness.
I hope the American People do not judge me by the fact that I may or may not have smoked marijuana.
Legalize them.
OH, THINK OF THE CHILDREN!
Soft drugs I would allow, but of course, surgeon general’s warning, all that stuff. No hard drugs.
All drugs legal. No driving or working while under the infulence though.
What? I do crack all of the time!
 
7. What`s your opinion on Separation of Church and State?
I believe churches should be allowed to take place inside states.
I want to be Robin to Bush`s Bat-Man.
Keep them separate.
Think of the damn children...
If you’re religious, fine. If you aren’t, fine.
They should be separate.
Only the ROYALTY may go to church.
Ever heard of the "Skull and Bones" secret society? Yeah...
 
8. In retrospective, what do you rate the job George W. Bush has done in the past 8 years? (Scale 1 - 5)
1
2
3
4
5
 
9. Which real political party most closely aligns with your beliefs?
Republican Party
Democratic Party
Libertarian Party
The Birthday Party
The Nazi Party
Independent
None
 
10. Which set of United States presidents is your favorite?
George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, John F. Kennedy
Dan Quayle, George Bush Sr., Ronald Reagan
Kim Gordon, Kurt Cobain, that guy from Dinosaur Jr.
The Children, of course!
Abraham Lincoln, Abraham Lincoln 2, Super-Man
George Washington, Franklin D. Roosevelt, Richard Nixon
Me.
Mah daddy, Hitler, n` Tacos
 
11. Should our country ever have to handle WMDs in the future?
You n00b, 1337 1337 1az0r beans are far more economical.
I do.
Who fucking needs that?
OH, THINK OF THE CHILDREN!
Anybody who is at war with us will be fired 1337 1337 1az0r beans at.
Yes, we might need to defend ourselves someday.
Fuck yeah.
 
12. What would you make the national anthem of Sammy t3h Snake Land?
"Sammy the Snake"
"America the Beautiful"
"Teen Age Riot" - Sonic Youth
"Think of the Children"
"The Touch" - Stan Bush
It`d probably be a swell song by the Red Hot Chili Peppers or Incubus. Something from the 90`s...
"God Save the King"
"God Bless Amurica" (Country-Pop Version)
 
13. Which movie is your favorite?
Star Wars
Bat-Man
1991: The Year Punk Rock Broke
Think of the Children: the Ultimate Fear-Tactic Propaganda Film
Robocop
Titanic
The Simpsons Movie
Team America: World Police
 
14. If you could live in any country right now, where would it be?
Here
My secret tax-dollar funded NWO hideout underneath the Denver International Airpo... I mean, Hawaii.
Sonic Youth Land
Wherever there are children.
Somewhere in Europe, last time I was there, (a few years ago) it was pretty neat.
Jamaica, mon.
England
Amurica
 
15. And finally: Which Sammy t3h Snake Land party do you WANT to vote for?
The 1337 Party (Sammy t3h Snake/Embit)
The Un1337 Party (Dan Quayle/George Bush)
The N00bertarian Party (Thurston Moore/Kurt Cobain`s ashes)
The Children`s Party
The Turtle Party (Albert Wikowonkavitz/Vice Candidate Undecided)
The Patriot Party (Blood/Life or Death 69)
The King of Sammy t3h Snake Land
The Republican Party (George W. Bush/Dick Cheney)
 

  

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