| 1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down. |
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| 2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don`t bother disguising your voice. |
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| 3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they would like fries with that. |
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| 4. Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy." |
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| 5. Ask your dog if it`s comfortable with it`s name. Repeat with a cat, until people ask if you`re alright. |
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| 6. State that your drive-through order is "to go." |
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| 7. Sing along at the opera.( that would be just embarrasing) |
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| 8. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don`t rhyme. ( i would probably do that) |
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| 9. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can`t go to their party because you have a headache. |
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| 10. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I WON! I WON!" |
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| 11. While sitting at the dining table, tell your family in a serious tone, "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go." |
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| 12. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling, "Run for your lives! They`re loose!!" |
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