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Are you funny??
Can you answer the riddles/jokes the correct way?

1. What`s black, white and red (read) all over?? *note: there is only one right answer and the same as the other questions*
Penguin w/ sunburn
Zebra w/ sunburn
Newspaper
 
2. Yo momma so fat she looks at a menu at a restraunt and says, "_______"
I`ll have the fries!
Okay!!
Gimme a burger!
 
3. A dumb person can`t tell the difference between two horses, she measures them and says,____
"That one is weirder than the other!"
"That one doesn`t talk!!"
"The white horse is taller than the black horse!!"
 
4. Yo momma so ugly that the government _____
Made a Yo Momma day
Killed yo momma
Changed her birthday to Halloween
 
5. Why did the orange go on the Oprah show??
Because he felt juiced
Because he thought the ladies didn`t find him "appealing"
Because he needed a shoulder to cry on.
 

 

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Created on:4/21/2009 6:53:26 PM
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