Kicked a midget in the shin for no reason
Piss off an old person then run away because I was chased by them
Try to saw a log in half, and it resulting in me having it ricochet off a tree and on my foot.
Get hit by a car.
Run at an incredibly high speed, only to get tripped by another midget and fall on my face painfully
Attempt to climb up a stack of chairs.
Bang my head agaisnt a keyboard until I can`t feel my head.
Run with scissors.
Wave at random cars, until they get pissed and the drivers get out.
Try to light my hair on fire.