I would be humming the entire time.
I would glomp them all.
I would swear every sentance.
I would answer the questions they asked and show mah SKILLZ.
I would stare at them with heart eyes.
I would stare at any flowers for the entire interview.
You would look completly like a weasle.
You would be insulted about your blue skin.
You would be the one giving the interview.
You would show up in out of date clothing.